Sweet Dreams

E came into the bedroom to pull me out of bed this morning as Sam had been unsuccessful in doing so for half an hour.

Me, groggy - "I think I dream-cheated on you last night?"

E, good naturedly - "Okay hon."

A couple minutes later.

Me - "Oh! I just remembered who it was with! I made out with Justin Timberlake!"

E - "..."

Me - "It was totally worth it!"