Just What I Need
Dude.
Sammy just peed on me!!
This is Sam. Half Dachshund, half Hell Hound.
There I was, lounging on the couch after dinner minding my own business when Sam jumped on my lap and started peeing. PEEING!!! I immediately leapt up and ran away screaming in hysterics, "HE PEED!!! I GOT PEED ON!" Granted, it was very tiny, but it got on my pants, shirt, and even my unmentionables! E quickly started cleaning it up while I ran for the washing machine. Sam paused, casually wandered over to the front door mat and resumed his business of urination. Disaster.
Is this what having a kid is like?
Theories:
1. Sammy is sick. He threw up yesterday and was acting sleepy last night. This may or may not be related.
2. Sammy cannot stop drinking water when it is available. Perhaps we made too much water available to him today.
3. Sammy is incontinent. At the age of 1.
Regretfully yours,
Msnels
3 comments:
Sammy is sick, go see a vet asap!Probably kidney problems, dont take away the water, but the fact that he cant stop drinking is alarming. Good luck!
Oh yes, it's most definitely what having kids is like. Today I removed my son's diaper and everything was fine, it wasn't even that wet, and then he started to pee! I'm screaming for my husband and the pee is running everywhere and he's crying because I'm screaming.... so you're well prepared I guess? :)
That's what I'm afraid of with having boys! He seems to be back to normal at least :).
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