After Lunch and After Work

E came to work with me last week (on spring break, lucky B) and we enjoyed a lovely sushi lunch. On the way back to the office, the local pizza shop came into view.

Me - "Ooh see that place right there? That's where Kristin B. and Kristin H. are going to have lunch today so if you see them say hi."

E - "Okay. Can I say, 'What up K-squared?!'"

"Yes, yes you can. And I will look at them and say, 'I told you he was like this.'"

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A couple days later and totally unrelated:

E - "I gotta figure out why the mic on my computer isn't working right!"

Fiddles with Skype settings.

Skype program - "Please speak into the microphone to test the sound quality."


E pauses briefly and looks into the monitor - "Why hello you good looking fella!"